Gasp! OMG! You caught me! I've been whiting my innermoth thoughts and dethireth for no oneth eyeth but my own! How dare you invade my privathy like thith!
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But thince your here, have a look thee at my thecret dethireth. I have a plan, for my life, you know? I want to woohoo 20 different thimth. Tho, I'm thtarting young. I met thith girl out of town, hope to meet her again at college, wink wink. |
Babette is a local girl, from a weally weird family that my mom knowth. |
Lina followed me home from school one day. "I kithed a girl, and I liked it, the tathte of her chewwy chapthtick..."
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I've gotten tho good at kithing, even my mom notithed! Now I'm off to college, where I can woohoo to my hearth dethireth.
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