Carl Jung

Gasp! OMG! You caught me! I've been whiting my innermoth thoughts and dethireth for no oneth eyeth but my own! How dare you invade my privathy like thith!

But thince your here, have a look thee at my thecret dethireth. I have a plan, for my life, you know? I want to woohoo 20 different thimth. Tho, I'm thtarting young. I met thith girl out of town, hope to meet her again at college, wink wink.

Babette is a local girl, from a weally weird family that my mom knowth.

Lina followed me home from school one day. "I kithed a girl, and I liked it, the tathte of her chewwy chapthtick..."

I've gotten tho good at kithing, even my mom notithed! Now I'm off to college, where I can woohoo to my hearth dethireth.