Tracy Lothario-Town Reporter and Gossip

Good morning Simerica! Tracy Lothario here again, with more Daily Fuel for you! Unfortunately I have both good and bad news to report today! But let's start with the juicy stuff, shall we?

Romance sims. We all know some. Heck, we all love some. But if you see these two terrible sisters, run away my friends. Run away.

These modern day Jezebels have really hit the town lately, chasing men all over the neighborhood. Their mattress gets more hits than Muhammid Ali's opponents.

So ladies, and I use that term loosely, the gig is up! We see you and your promiscuous ways, now everyone in Rainbow Ridge knows to lock up their men when you're around!

I admit, when I confronted the older Randolph hussy and she seemed filled with remorse, my heart softened. For a second.

But then I saw a familiar figure lounging upon her bed. My pity turned to outrage, I don't think I need explain why.

Anyway. Moving onto other news...

I heard through the gossip mill that our Mayor and his wife, the General, have been fighting like cats and dogs lately. It seems the Mayor has even begun to try to drink his pain away. I'd say there could be trouble in Paradise, but who am I kidding? These two have no more of a real marriage than Bill and Hillary.

In other political scandals, Caulfield Danger, the head of the SCIA, was recently part of a long lasting slap fest, involving two women and another man. His long time wife was no where to be seen. As his neighbor, I can personally testify to the multiple trash tippings, flaming bags of poo and roaches overtaking his yard. Someone needs to clean up their act, before the Neighborhood Committee steps in!

Now, for a serious moment. Sadly, we have had a great loss this week. I'm sure you've all heard of the mysterious death of our Diva, Katherine Mullins, who was a very dear friend of mine. Let us take a moment to remember her...*taps foot* Ok! Moment's passed!

Now here's where we can use your help! That's right, I'm not just here for entertainment value, I can be of some use, occasionally! My sources tell me that this photo of a fleeting figure was taken at the scene of the crime on the night Katherine Mullins died. I did some research, and I believe it is none other than that demented Irish pub owner. You know who she is, but I won't name any names! Keep a lookout for her, and beware! The RRPD think she's armed and dangerous. But she makes a heck of a good corned beef and cabbage. Yummy.

That's right you glorified mosquito! I'm onto you. And as for you, Rainbow Ridge, I've got my eyes and ears open, so you'd better watch your step. Or you may just find yourself on the next episode of Daily Fuel with Tracy!

Good morning Simerica! Tracy Lothario here with your Daily Fuel in the form of juicy, spicy gossip! Yours truly was invited to the biggest event of the year, the Diva's New Years Bash. And boy, was there ever some bashing going on!

First of all, I got to meet our very own Rockstar, Benjamin Phillips. Yes, ladies, he is just as swoon-worthy in person as he appears in his videos, but let me tell you, he can be a tad inappropriate at times!

Although it was reported elsewhere that Mr. Phillips was a well-behaved and attentive fiance that evening, I can attest otherwise. He heart-farted over not one...not two...

...but three groupies that night. Ok, yes, the second one is me, but I kind of am a groupie, after all! Anyway, it wasn't either of us brunettes that got him into trouble, it was the beautiful red-head.

Wow, what a wild one she turned out to be!

My sources haven't been able to find out her name yet, but she went crazy and literally barked at the moon! She sure knows how to get the guy's attention at a party filled with beautiful women!

Apparently she got too much attention from our beloved Rockstar, his fiance was heard yelling a long streak of unrepeatable words at him all night. Of course he knows who butters his bread, Mr. Phillips was sniveling apologies right up until their limo took them home.

Note to Rockstars everywhere: groveling to the "old lady" is just not smexy!

So, while attempting to act coy and inconspicuous, I spotted a few other juicy tidbits to report to you, my eager viewers.

This probably won't surprise anyone, but our 'town clown', Goopy GilsCarbo, was belting out the melodies in his usually disturbing fashion. He can't sing a tune, but that doesn't stop him from trying!

Also, I am happy to report this secretly obtained photo of the Diva herself and her supposedly ex-lover, Mayor Pederson. This was my big score of the evening! Both the Mayor and Katherine deny their ongoing relationship. As a matter of fact, she has repeatedly degraded him in her journals, for all the world to see! It's a wonder that he gives her the time of day after that! Obviously he's not doing his thinking with his head. Hmmm, do I see some butt-grabbing going on? I think I do!

Trust me, this lady is not as classy as she wants us all to think she is.

Looks like thats it for today! But never fear! The sims in this town don't dare to exclude me in their festivities, so check back in soon for your Daily Fuel with Tracy!