Melissa Fancy Journal

What is wrong with this world? Can't an old lady just chill out and watch MTV's Cribs in peace and solitude?

My bed hopping boy friend John has gotten eccentric in his old age, spends all his evenings out listening to the neighbors and their "private" phone calls. Keeps getting himself into trouble, not that I'm surprised. Trouble he is used to.

Then I caught Caulfield out on a date with another woman. What nerve!

And my son Jaden, well. Jaden is...Jaden.

He brought this lovely piece of work home from college with him. Johnson something or other. Don't know, don't care. But the brainiac went out to summon aliens, and guess what? They took him! Too bad for us, they brought him back the next morning.

Only we soon found out they didn't send him back alone.

And quicker than you can say cheesecake, he spit out two freakish looking babies. Never seen something so odd looking in all my life. I told them straight out I wasn't raising no funky looking babies. I'm a romance sim, till the day I die.

This here is Babette, with the big blue eyes.

And this is Brigette. *shiver* This one freaks me out a bit, I'm not afraid to admit it. I don't know if I should befriend the girls, you know; keep your enemies close kinda thing, or if I should just keep my distance. I guess only time will tell.

Tee hee!

Wooooot!

Gasp! My life is pretty cool, if I do say so myself. Good thing I like chillin',it's all I seem to do! *hiccup*

Now Jon, he's another story. He's pretty serious, almost got himself killed the other night, trying to cook me a romantic dinner.

But I do appreciate the effort he put into it, I never knew cooking pork chops could be so dangerous! *deep sigh*

That's my man, allright. Well, mine and about twenty other sims in town. Heh.

As long as he looks the other way when I go out alone too. And hey, I'm the one he comes home to, after all. *wink*